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Created on 2002-05-25 19:02:02 (#571468), last updated 2009-03-09
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Basic Info| Name: | Kendra Swope |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1975-06-27 |
| Location: | Texas, United States |
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kswope@cebridge.net BioI'm rude, crude and mean. I'm sure you've heard the phrase 'I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.' Well, if you were to take out the word 'insanity' and replace it with 'a complete and utter lack of tact' you'll come close to having a description of me. As the bumper sticker says, 'I'm not obnoxious. I'm tact challenged.' Not that it's really a challenge. So, if you decide to peruse my journal, consider this fair warning, because you will never ever receive another. If you can't handle it, go away.
A few vital statistics to make things, perhaps, a little easier to understand.
* Parents: My mother is living, my father died quite some time ago.
* Siblings:
** Karen is the eldest, married to Rene (prounounced 'rainy'), with 3 children: Brittany (eldest), Ashley (middle), and Rene III (bka Peanut, youngest).
** Kristi is next in line, just 2 years older than me, living with her boyfriend Joe. She has 4 children. Her eldest, Brandon, was born while she was in high school. My mother now has custody of him. The other three are Joe's children, Savana (eldest), Joey (middle), and Eliana (youngest).
** Robert is the youngest of us, 3 years younger than me, and the only boy. No one's sure what's going on with him, because he took off shortly after his 21st birthday and no one has heard from him since. For all our searching, the best we've managed to determine so far is that, not long ago, he was working in some small town not too far from here, doing something, and that he pretty much comes and goes and they're all used to it. Robert, if you're out there, just let us know you're all right. You'll want to use email--everyone's had to move.
** ! is a cat, whose full name is !.com, pronounced 'Bang Dot Com'. She's the youngest of the three, but definitely Alpha Cat. Short, stubby, and fat, and very, very scary. Even more so now that she actually climbs into my lap and curls up, purring. Used to be if I looked at her, she'd bite me.
** Bobi, whose full name is BobiCat, is the biggest of the three. He's also the heaviest, but he is in no way fat. Further, he holds the distinction of being very much the fuzziest, with long hair that almost always sticks out. I think he may be part Maine Coon, a breed also called 'American Shag'. My cat: bad 70s floor coverings come to life.
** Stinki, whose full name is StinkiDog, is the third of the cats. From the same litter as Bobi, he is slightly smaller, and nowhere near as fuzzy. Stinki is a shorthair, black and white, who drools whenever he's happy, and gets happy if you so much as look at him. I'm convinced he's part dalmatian. Slightly smaller than Bobi, and slightly larger than !, he still weighs less than both of them. He's long and lean, and the only one that doesn't leave deep-tissue bruises when he leaps into your lap.
Updated:
*** I now work third shift with Albert, Frank, Mike and James. James and I work the Tuesday through Saturday shift. Tim is now our boss. Jim Thomas is over him, and Jeff Bailey above that. Other names you might see are Adam, Jose, Lee, Tani, Richard, Judy and JamesC (not the same as James). Those are all people who work on other shifts.
What's it like in my neck of the woods?
A few vital statistics to make things, perhaps, a little easier to understand.
* Parents: My mother is living, my father died quite some time ago.
* Siblings:
** Karen is the eldest, married to Rene (prounounced 'rainy'), with 3 children: Brittany (eldest), Ashley (middle), and Rene III (bka Peanut, youngest).
** Kristi is next in line, just 2 years older than me, living with her boyfriend Joe. She has 4 children. Her eldest, Brandon, was born while she was in high school. My mother now has custody of him. The other three are Joe's children, Savana (eldest), Joey (middle), and Eliana (youngest).
** Robert is the youngest of us, 3 years younger than me, and the only boy. No one's sure what's going on with him, because he took off shortly after his 21st birthday and no one has heard from him since. For all our searching, the best we've managed to determine so far is that, not long ago, he was working in some small town not too far from here, doing something, and that he pretty much comes and goes and they're all used to it. Robert, if you're out there, just let us know you're all right. You'll want to use email--everyone's had to move.
** ! is a cat, whose full name is !.com, pronounced 'Bang Dot Com'. She's the youngest of the three, but definitely Alpha Cat. Short, stubby, and fat, and very, very scary. Even more so now that she actually climbs into my lap and curls up, purring. Used to be if I looked at her, she'd bite me.
** Bobi, whose full name is BobiCat, is the biggest of the three. He's also the heaviest, but he is in no way fat. Further, he holds the distinction of being very much the fuzziest, with long hair that almost always sticks out. I think he may be part Maine Coon, a breed also called 'American Shag'. My cat: bad 70s floor coverings come to life.
** Stinki, whose full name is StinkiDog, is the third of the cats. From the same litter as Bobi, he is slightly smaller, and nowhere near as fuzzy. Stinki is a shorthair, black and white, who drools whenever he's happy, and gets happy if you so much as look at him. I'm convinced he's part dalmatian. Slightly smaller than Bobi, and slightly larger than !, he still weighs less than both of them. He's long and lean, and the only one that doesn't leave deep-tissue bruises when he leaps into your lap.
Updated:
*** I now work third shift with Albert, Frank, Mike and James. James and I work the Tuesday through Saturday shift. Tim is now our boss. Jim Thomas is over him, and Jeff Bailey above that. Other names you might see are Adam, Jose, Lee, Tani, Richard, Judy and JamesC (not the same as James). Those are all people who work on other shifts.
What's it like in my neck of the woods?
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